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Don't ever doubt the Blog Alliance. We will one day rule the world.

I offer as proof last night's timely departure of Scooter Girl from American Idol. The Alliance simply typed it, and it was done. The Alliance is ecstatic at these results. Never have we seen results so quickly. This can only lead to the conclusion that we are growing in strength and power, soon to be unstop-able.

We have no doubt that Catie from America's Next Top Model will follow suit with removal next week.

Now that we are free from the terror of Scooter Girl, we must choose our next victim in the quest for the third American Idol. We are now at the point in the competition where there are 32 finalists. Next week, we begin the groups of eight, at which time we will begin to see who is truly, truly, truly annoying.

In the early stages of the season still, and without knowing the true annoyance factor for each contestant, I offer up the following suggestions for our next Targeted Idols for Removal and Evacuation (TIRE):

- One or both of the twin Jesuses, who can't sing but may be holy.
- Jonah, the whale of a Hawaiian who can't sing but seems like a happy guy.
- Lisa Marie Wilson, the model who can't sing and can't stay out of the swimming pool.
- John Stevens, the Frank Sinatra Doogie Howser who can't remember the words to songs.
- Briana, the GI Jane who I haven't actually heard sing, yet.
- Fantasia, the Disney movie namesake who desperately needs a new stage name.

These are the early annoying Idols. They have a tough challenge ahead to prove themselves worthy of removal from The TIRE List. And I guarantee more contestants will make it onto the list.

Let the competiton begin.

The Alliance has spoken.

C.T.