Bucking the System
For today's office cake party, I completely broke all the rules. With so many cake parties here, I have to keep trying new things, just to survive.

Today, I had ice cream only. No cake. Just ice cream.

It confused everyone. Freaked them out.

How can you just want ice cream? You might as well have cake with your ice cream. Have some cake! Are you sure you just want ice cream?

I didn't even want the ice cream.

I just did it to buck the system. I refuse to be force-fed cake any longer.

C.T.

PS: Be sure to check out Cake-Party-Related items, and other great Tyrant Gear at the new highly unanticipated Cynical Rantings Store. I even have a logo now.