Ding-Dong the Pitch-Challenged Contestant is Gone
At long last, we are Carmen-free!!! I did a modified version of my Bye-Bye Carmen dance last night, seeing as I'm still a bit woozy from the Easter Bunny Flu. But still, it was a victory jig all the same. Thank you, America, for allowing us to enjoy the rest of the season in peace, and Carmen-free.

Over the next two weeks, Josh and Trenyce will go. As Simon said, it really doesn't matter which one because neither one is good enough to win. In fact, I say we just go ahead and boot them both now, saving us one, possibly two more weeks of having to lock up anything of value in the building, to keep things safe from Trenyce.

Oh, how I do love this silly show.

C.T.