Favorite Search Words O' the Week
Following are searches that lead to my blog at some point this week, and my responses to help those of you who found your way here in search of these things:

'workplace scent etiquette'
I say it's important to smell good, but not too good.

'purple barney prison torture'
In a recent study conducted to determine safe alternatives to the death penalty, purple barney prison torture won by a landslide as equally as horrible as death, definitely more tortuous, yet ethically and environmentally favored by four out of five dentists.

'ryan seacrest must die'
Now, who else would we make fun of on Idol if Ryan was no longer with us? Well, Simon. And Paula. And all of the contestants. Ok. But we don't want him dead, people. That's just not nice.

'ryan seacrest midget'
Dwarf. Not midget. Dwarf.

And there are the usual various asundry of nude searches. To which I reply, you people have way too much free time.

C.T.