Thursday, August 16, 2007

I feel like I need to address a few things

Perhaps my blog has been misleading to some of you in some way. So let me clear up a few things that might help you if you are searching for something that somehow led you here but when you got here you did not find what you want.

1. Pizza Hut Pizza Mia
Dear People of Phoenix and Georgia-
I do not actually have any information on the Pizza Mia, nor can I get one for you. However, I sense that the Pizza Mia has recently come to your area, due to the influx of Pizza Mia search hits to my blog.

Yes, I did blog about it. But that's all I've got.

I can tell you that the Pizza Mia is decent for a Pizza Hut pizza and you should get one if you order from Pizza Hut.

Otherwise, there is nothing more for you here.

2. Censored or Uncensored Porn
I do not have it now.
I have never had it before.
I will never have it.

I have no idea how that search brought you here, but there is nothing more for you here.

Now get off of my blog.

3. Brook Pemberton from The Bachelorette Season 1
Yes, I have met him.
Yes, he bandaged my friend's toe when I took her to the ER.
No, he's not really all that exciting.

But if you need more Bachelors, I have a nice piece about when I met Aaron from The Bachelor. It's a much better story. It's over there on the right somewhere.

That's all I've got.

There's nothing more for you here.

However, if you have come here because you are a fan of delicious flavor . . . please. Stay. Look around. You are welcome here.


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