Tuesday, August 28, 2007

Another commercial that doesn't make sense

You know the commercial with the cartoon giraffe Mom and the Airwick air-freshener? Does anyone else find it weird that her two children are warthogs?

Um, how does that even happen? Seriously.

Are we supposed to believe that this girl giraffe did it with a dude warthog, and now she's got warthog babies? And that's the reason why her house is stinky?

This teaches children that giraffes and warthogs can . . . um . . . well, there are birds and bees and . . . . well, you know.

Warthog babies.

I'm sorry, but if this is truly the situation, Mom Giraffe's biggest problem isn't really the stink of the house.

It's that she has illegitimate warthog babies. Why are we not focusing on that, people??

Ain't no Airwick that can fix that situation.



Ima Wurdibitsch said...

The commercial that always got me was the orange juice one where the sun jumps off the juice carton to talk about how yummy the juice is.

If that happened in my house, we'd evacuate the room in frenzy not caring which family members were trampled in the process. Then, we'd call in the exorcist.

Crystal said...

i always thought the warthogs were adopted...that's why their house needs an air freshener -- we all know that orphans wreak.

i am cam said...

What about the one where the elephant's husband is a caterpillar? Now how does THAT work?
Or the Octopus married to the walrus?
It makes no sense.