Please, not while I'm eating . . .
Why is it that the person who constantly has a major ailment to tell about, or a whopper of a doctor's office story, or a major medical procedure to describe, or some sort of gory illness to disclose on a regular basis, always chooses to go into graphic, painstaking detail about it right in the middle of lunch?

I'm trying to eat, people! Your illness is making me ill.

C.T.