Monday, March 05, 2007

My new favorite hobby

I've developed a new favorite pastime. A hobby, if you will. It is.....

DVRing bad movies then IMDBing them while watching them.

I learn all kinds of fascinating and useless information about all of the worst movies in the world.

Plus, I've noticed a pattern. If I watch more than one bad movie while IMDBing in one day, the chances that I will find one or more of the B-list actors from Bad Movie #1 that are also in Bad Movie #2 are 77 percent that this will happen.

It's a scientific percentage.

I've concluded that all B-list (and C-list and D-list) actors are in all of the same movies. In fact, I think there is really only one Bad Movie in the world. Someone just remakes it, changes the title, and shifts around the B-C-D-list actors from one version to the next. Over and over again.

I've also learned that Robert Englund, best know for his role as Freddy Kruger, is in ALL lame scary movies.

ALL of them.

I think everyone should have an educational hobby. Like mine.


1 comment:

Gmama said...

Wow - you should really get paid for all of your hard work.