Now I know what to do next time a squirrel tries to get in the house.
My dad also recommended that I construct one of these for the evil cat that stares at me through my back door.
C.T.
Wednesday, October 24, 2007
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2 comments:
that's no way to treat one of god's creatures. how dare you?
cats are not God's creatures. they are of the devil.
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