Sunday, September 09, 2007

Britney's . . . uh . . . back, y'all.

Oh dear.

Someone should tell her she's back, I guess. I think maybe she forgot that she was on to kick-off the VMAs tonight. I'm not sure she quite knew where she was. Or that people were watching.

Shoot. Put a bad weave on me, slap me in some bedazzled panties that are three sizes too small, and I could probably wander around and forget how to lip-sync, too.

In fact, I might have done that this morning already. Sure, I like to flaunt it when I'm horribly out of shape, too, y'all.

And I am.

Bedazzled panties.


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