Things I do not want to pursue

I've had the TV on MTV's Made most of today. It appears it was a marathon.

Through this experience, I have learned that I do not want to be made into any of the following things:

• A BMX biker chick
  
• A cheerleader
• A teenage beauty pageant contestant

I'm not sure why teenage girls think these career paths will change their lives for the better, but apparently it works for the ones who have MTV to help them.

I'm definitely too old to be watching this show.

C.T.