To clarify . . .
Since yesterday, I've gotten a lot of hits to the blog from people searching for variations on 'dated Fabio'.

Just to clarify in case there is any confusion or damage done to my celebrity image, I did not date Fabio. I've never dated Fabio. I will never date Fabio. I do not know anyone who has dated, or will ever date Fabio.

But, the Average Joe girl did date Fabio.

Let's just keep that straight, okay?

No good can come from dating Fabio.

C.T.