The Bad News is....
You can't sing.

The good news is... you're really hot and I'd like to take you to dinner.

This comes courtesy of WB Superstars USA. And if you didn't watch it last week or last night, you can watch it tonight. A whole new episode.

Last night-
- JoJo continues to only speak of himself in the third person. And he's serious.
- Frank insists his superstar makeover needs to help him dress even more like Britney Spears. And he's serious.
- Omar, the large African-American finalist, requests his makeover to make him look like Clay Aiken. And he's serious.

You don't want to miss this stuff. It's just too good.

I can't believe I didn't invent this show. It's too good for me not to be a part of it.

C.T.