Brangelina
Forget Katie and Tom. Brad and Angelina are WAY hotter.
I just saw Mr. and Mrs. Smith. One word.
Hotness.
I am in love.
Granted, it is not the film of the year. There are some cheesy moments. It needed more exotic locations. Plot? What? Who needs it!
And, continuity. I'm pretty sure I saw Brad shoot up Angelina's car, then ride in it through some bushes and down a hill (ie: crash eventually off screen). But then Angelina is back a scene later in what looks like the same car, only it is in perfect condition. Was this done on purpose? Is it a mistake? Is the car magic? Are there two of the same car never seen together anywhere else in the film? Only Brangelina know for sure.
But overall, good film fun. It is action packed. It is funny. There are spies doing spy things. Lots of guns and things blowing up. The dialogue is actually smartly witty. And the performances are of action/comedy caliber.
And did I mention, it is HOT.
Although I do have to say there are some certain aspects missing from any film containing Angelina or Brad. Noticeably missing. Namely both actors keep their clothes on.
It's. So. Odd.
But.... hotness anyway.
And also, I believe this to be a Christian film for the following reasons (see if you can spot these references in the movie):
1. Reference to the classic Amy Grant song, "Baby, Baby". She is not the one singing it in the movie, but we all know she made the song famous and that she sang it to Jesus.
2. "Jesus Rocks" proudly displayed on attire.
3. Jesus fish proudly on display in a home.
Therefore, I can only conclude that Brangelina and their movie are of God. You are henceforth blessed to watch it.
Also, I have developed a strange fascination and liking of the hybrid name "Brangelina".
I may name my firstborn child Brangelina.
C.T.elina
Saturday, June 18, 2005
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Happy Birthday to Brad & Angelinas baby Shiloh yesterday! She had her birthday cake in Cannes. Heres something fun about Shiloh… an astrology reading on video that predicts who her future husband will be and when shell get married. www.flownetworkproductions.com/shilohjoliepitt.htm
I predict that the bad boyfriend at 18 will be Michael Joseph Consuelos (Kelly Ripas son), and that the good husband at age 28 will be Michael Joseph Jackson, Jr. (Michael Jacksons son). I figure by that time Mike Jr. will have had enough therapy that he will make a good husband. Both of these guys are ten years older than Shiloh. (When you watch the video, this will make more sense.) What does everyone else think?
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