Uh . . . Wimbledon?
I woke up this morning, looked out into my backyard, and I saw three tennis balls in a variety of places in the yard.

The nearest tennis court is probably at least a mile away.

Naturally, I can conclude one of two things:

1. It rained tennis balls last night.

2. Those Wimbledon tennis players can hit the ball REALLY far. And they're not very good. My backyard is definitely outside the white line.

C.T.