Sittin' outside, eatin' Doritos

I wanted my last day before I start my new job tomorrow to be as low-activity as humanly possible.

I am well on my way to accomplishing that.

I was not able to secure a fantastic tan during my time off. And today would have been a perfect day to work on that. It's nice and sunny outside.

However, I don't want to be THAT girl at work.

You know, the new girl who shows up on her first day with the most ridiculous sunburn ever.

So, I sat under my patio umbrella this afternoon, eating Doritos, foregoing the tan attempt so that I don't look like an idiot tomorrow with a horrible sunburn that would inevitably occur instead of a nice tan.

I have a talent for ridiculous sunburns.

C.T.