Monday, January 07, 2008

Gladiators are back, y'all

For those of you who do not remember the glory of the original American Gladiators, you now have the opportunity to experience it, thanks to NBC.

The show is back. And it's got Hulk Hogan, y'all.

Besides that, what's not to love about idiot regular joes getting the snot beat out of them by giant muscle people with cool names?

Thusly, my new New Year's goal is to get on American Gladiators. Not as a regular joe.

As a gladiator.

Who would not fear The Tyrant??? I mean, seriously. I've already got the cool name.

Nevermind my goal to get back into my skinny jeans. I am instead going to bulk up, buy some stretchy short-pants, and go eat people in The Eliminator.


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