Tuesday, March 17, 2009

I didn't get a bonus this year.

Nope, no bonuses at my company this year.

I did, however, pay my taxes. Which I guess means that today I apparently helped pay some million-dollar bonuses for some millionaires.

As did you, and you, and you and you and you . . .

Since my company just switched our dental insurance to AIG, I think maybe this is the year I need to get a LOT of dental work done . . . maybe several million dollars worth . . .

Diamond-studded grill? A few gold teeth? Extra super-duper teeth whitening? A few rounds of x-rays?

YES. Done and done.


1 comment:

Michelle said...

I think this is my favorite post from you in awhile :)

And if it makes you feel any better... no bonus and no raise in my neck of the woods.

Ooooo my word was "deter"