Friday, April 16, 2004

So wise, for such an old soul....
Ok, if this is even remotely true (and I don't believe that it is), then by my calculations, assuming that a person lives to be 75 years old on average, Ashton Kutcher should have 77 lines on his forehead. One line for every life he's had in the past 5,872 years.

For a 26-year old actor who makes a living with his face on everything, he may want to call it quits after this life. Another 5,872 years and an additional 77 lines are only good for Marlboro men, Freddy Krueger, and sharpeis.

C.T.

PS: Please ignore the fact that the article comes from Teenhollywood.com. I don't usually read that. At least not everyday....

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