Tuesday, December 02, 2003

Not Right
So, you drive a Hummer. A big, hulking, behemoth machine that really has no business on city streets unless we are under attack. It's manly, it's intimidating, it commands respect, it will crush you.

So, can you in any way rightly justify putting a Christmas wreath on the front grill of this monster vehicle? Is it acceptable to go out in public in your cutely, Christmas-ly decorated Hummer?

I don't think so. But I saw that today.

I was embarrassed for the Hummer. And it seemed embarrassed to be seen.

Thank goodness I drive a respectable, decoration-free Jeep.

C.T.

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