Song Lyrics Gone Wrong
If you'll remember my ability to not know the words to any song ever, I just remembered an example of how fun my interpretation of song lyrics can be.

Song: Love Shack, by the B-52's
Actual line from the song: "Wearing next to nothing 'cuz it's hot as an oven."
What the Tyrant hears and remembers: "Wearing next to oven 'cuz it's hard as in nubbin."

"Nubbin" obviously being Chandler's superfluous third nipple from the early seasons of Friends.

See how fun?

C.T.