It's no longer a secret.

This is probably me.


You could call me Juno.


This could be me with my boyfriend.


But really, I wish this guy was my boyfriend.


This is pretty much how I look every Friday . . . ponytail and a hoodie . . . and a look of exasperation.


The camera adds, like, 10 pounds. I'm not really sure how many cameras are on me in this next shot.


And . . .


C.T.

P.S. Jason Bateman is hot.